YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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