Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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