Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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