Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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