yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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