And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
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