I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Randomize
