What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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