Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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