I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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