go do what you do best...puke behind churches
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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