everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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