Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
Non-Jews are for practice
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Randomize
