In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
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