butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
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