...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
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