The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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