the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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