talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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