while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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