Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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