His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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