There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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