Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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