the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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