you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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