glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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