It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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