Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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