Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
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