Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I pour the whiskey from now on
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
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