im drinking this country out of the recession.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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