do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
i am craving dick and cupcakes
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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