Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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