omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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