Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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