Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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