This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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