doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
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