is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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