I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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