Duck Duck Cougar?
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
it's like heaven, but drunker
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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