As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
