i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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