i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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