your room smells of hookers.
And success
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Randomize
