my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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