We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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