There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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