Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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